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This will be a picture of me or something, silly; I am not a dinosaur.

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Note: If you are trying to view this on a browser in which javascript is disabled or incompatible, you probably think I have no concept for page spacing. Au contraire! This page was created as a single-page website (aside from the blog portion) with javascript as your tour guide. What does that mean? Put down your iPad and hop on the computer.

social

Ah, my double-edged sword — social networking!

It’s the constant battle between genuine enrichment and an ultra-casual, hyper-connected waste of time. Don’t get me wrong, I understand the practical application (both business and personal) yet I refuse to immerse myself too deep, in fear of devaluing actual relationships. Don’t let this dissuade you from reaching out to me, just keep in mind, as a dear friend would say, “Facebook Ruins Lives.”

resume

Click on my resume to download the PDF version. (then make sure to pass it on to all your friends)

contact

If you need to get a hold of me, feel free to use the form below. Or you can use the email address listed on my resume. If the form and/or my email address isn’t personal enough for you, you can reach me at any of my social networks; we’ll be friends, for sure. Yes, that is an invitation.